Just in time for Halloween: Jack Chick provides Satan’s Scavenger Hunt!
Play it with your friends: I scored 16! Well, I’ve never been fire walking, but I’m going to count walking on a pile of broken glass unscathed.
— Satanic Master
no body likes you when you’re 23
im only missing like 2 my conversion into Satan is nearly complete
30. Make way for the spawn of Satan
I don’t see homosexuality on there. Woohoo!
As far as I’m concerned this is a checklist for cool.
Marihuana?& What the fuck is so bad about yoga?
Eastern Religions, yoga, church of satan, astrology, tarot cards, ouija boards, remote viewing, palmistry, voodoo...
"yoga", "astrology", "cyberpunk", "vegetarianism", "LOTR", "video games", "harry potter", "halloween", "rock music",...
*counts on fingers* … like 90% of this
28 because clearly i’ve had a demon working through me since birth
Only 14. :( Too bad my attempts at lycanthropy are constantly twarted.
Oh snap son, I scored 24!
Well he didn’t say anything about the Twilight books so you won’t get possessed from reading those.
Let me see… Eastern religions- not really but close Yoga- yes Freemasonary- I cant because I dont believe in god but I...