Just in time for Halloween: Jack Chick provides Satan’s Scavenger Hunt!
Play it with your friends: I scored 16! Well, I’ve never been fire walking, but I’m going to count walking on a pile of broken glass unscathed.
— Satanic Master
no body likes you when you’re 23
I don’t see homosexuality on there. Woohoo!
As far as I’m concerned this is a checklist for cool.
Marihuana?& What the fuck is so bad about yoga?
Eastern Religions, yoga, church of satan, astrology, tarot cards, ouija boards, remote viewing, palmistry, voodoo...
28 because clearly i’ve had a demon working through me since birth
Only 14. :( Too bad my attempts at lycanthropy are constantly twarted.
Oh snap son, I scored 24!
Well he didn’t say anything about the Twilight books so you won’t get possessed from reading those.
Let me see… Eastern religions- not really but close Yoga- yes Freemasonary- I cant because I dont believe in god but I...